The C.D. R. on the 50th Anniversary

Abandoning the unofficial CDR acronym, widely used in commercial transactions on the black market, for 24 hours the Cuban people can say loudly on the telephone, “Here, man, I got the Carne De Res.” You have to be careful, however, you can only say it once since it’s half a pound; if you say it twice you’ll raise suspicions that you have enough for two meals.
Here’s the photo of the gift of the Communist Kings, who are different from the Three Kings, they come only once every fifty years and they don’t give gifts, they sell them.

Translator’s note: Carne De Res is ground beef.